So, one February 12, Australia's The Northern Territory News' headline reported:
Best Man Hit On Head By Flying Dildo
You can read the sorry tale at News.com.au, Flying dong dings buck party goer, but the real juice in this story is the curated commentary from Facebook:
"Front page news....it's just a cock and bull story." - Jude Dalkins
"She knocked it out her vajayjay and it flew at him from across the room like those ping pong shooting bitches." - Beth Nielens
"Modern technology with these new flying dildo's." - Kizz Jones
"Dickhead" - Owen Whitelaw
"You know your country's fucked when flying dildos are on the front of the newspaper." - Blair Jamieson
2 comments:
Fear not.
America has an abundance of flying dildos or their equivalent. This is an election year after all.
Im voting for the Flying Dildo Party!
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