A Potentially Terrifying Viking Song

When I discovered The Viking Song, I had to share! Consider my predicament:

You see, I'm not seeing The Viking Song music video as it is. No, I'm seeing a big budget music video with tons of CGI effects:

• seeing a fleet of long ships in the distance approaching the shore 
• hearing the Viking horn 
• cutting to the straining backs of the Vikings rowing, psyching themselves into battle 
• I'm hearing the thunderous battle drums 
• then brutal Heavy Metal guitars 
• then the villagers running in panic, feet, screaming faces etc. 
• then bloody carnage as the Vikings plunder the Saxons and attractive wenches a-plenty get ravaged by seven foot he-men in silly hats

Banjofish: The Viking Song

Or...

Is it just the worst song I've ever heard and the puniest music video I've ever seen!

Hmmmm. See you in Valhalla.

Do Gingers Have Souls?

Seriously, do Gingers have souls?

How could they, they have red hair?

Anyway, youtube member Coppercab has a different point of view.

Do Gingers Have Souls?

In a recent poll, 40% of people thought that Ginger had souls (admittedly, there were only two votes, so how the poll achieved 40% is mathematically interesting), so, obviously, the community feels strongly about this issue.

I suggest heading over to Uncyclopedia, the source of all that is true in the Universe, to find out why Gingers are so dangerous, besides having no souls.