My world was first rocked when I discovered that some of the are gay! [+ see: The Reverend Rod Robinson on The Gay Penguin Conspiracy]. Now, those penguin waddles appear a bit more mincing (put a handbag on one of their flippers and give him a pearl necklace and you'll see what I mean!) and all thought of cuddling up with them has...flown out the window!
Speaking of flying, then comes this startling video from the BBC - fronted by former Monty Python member, Terry Jones - that, can you believe it? - captures penguins flying!
Flying Penguins + The Making Of The Flying Penguins
Now I shall have to go to sleep tonight fearing that hordes of homosexual penguins may fly through my window and throw a debauched shindig in my bedroom - scary stuff, I think you'll agree!