Intern Has Affair With President Of The USA

Shock! Horror! Debauchery!

It's been revealed that the president of the United States had a 17-month affair with an intern, one Mimi Beardsley Alford.

No, it wasn't Bill Clinton.

It was John F. Kennedy (I wonder what the initial "F" was for).

The Sydney Morning Herald reports today that JFK regularly tapped his young intern, now a 66 year old matron...

"Tart," I say. "Dirty little slut!"

Hmmm.

In hindsight one can't help but wonder how the Monica Lewinsky scandal may have hampered Clinton's focus during the late 1990s and how that may have inadvertently helped 9/11 - Afghanistan - Iraq come to fruition.

It's food for thought but however you look at it, the trial cost America big:

• the cost of the trial, itself
  
• denigrating the presidency
• bring the term "blow-jobs" to the lips of many shockable Christians
• ruining a young girls' life, shamelessly etc.
  

...the result of which was that George Bush just sneaked past the post in the 2000 election with a dubious vote in Florida.

Yes, things would have been very different indeed.

...And that JFK was such a nice man. How could he?