Thursday, March 26, 2009

The West Michigan Whitecaps Are Wimps


No wonder I'd never heard of the West Michigan Whitecaps baseball team until this report from the Sydney Morning Herald.

It seems that this season, the Whitecaps are serving their fans the Fifth Third Burger, with 1 lb of bun, 1 & 1/2 lbs of beef plus chilli, salsa, sour cream and more, costing $20 and clocking in at 4,800 calories
. It "contains nearly 300 grams of fat, 744 milligrams of cholesterol and more than 10,000 milligrams of sodium."

As my teenage sons would say:

"Gay!"

No, the Whitecaps need to visit The Heart Attack Grill and try their 8,000 calorie Quadruple Bypass Burger which is really "worth dying for" and only costs $12.95. Now, that's satisfaction!

As in all the decent things in Life, beware of imitators!


Andrew Goulding

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