Saturday, January 31, 2009

Cello Scrotum?

Whatever one says about the U.K., one can never pretend that there is any English-speaking country with a more pronounced sense of the bizarre.

The other day The Independent
reported that 35 years ago, "Baroness Elaine Murphy, a cross-bench peer and former Professor of Psychiatry at Guy's Hospital, has confessed to manufacturing a medical condition which only existed in her imagination.


In a letter to the British Medical Journal published in 1974, the young Dr Murphy claimed to have discovered "cello scrotum", a painful affliction which only affected male players of the instrument."


Inspired by a previous letter to the BMJ on "guitar nipple", the condition went unheralded until late last year (see the report for details).


Oh, England, I do miss you.


As of now, there are also a number of reasonably witty comments, well worth reading. They include mentions of similar conditions, "Harp Clit"& "Rock Cock".



Andrew Goulding

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2 comments:

Somnambulist said...

I blame my Piano Piles on my music teacher, who never allowed me use of a cushion.

Lord Andrew of Goulding said...

I wince in sympathy at the thought of piano piles. Ho-ho.